how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
How long were the writers waiting to use that line?
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
My friend just perfectly explained to his girlfriend why opposites attract in relationships in 6 words. “you complete what I am not” that’s why two people that are so different can be together. I need a positive to my negative, a light to my dark, a hot to my cold. That really got me..
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
HELLO. IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE AUTOMATICALLY PROMISING NOT TO HURT YOURSELF TODAY. NO TAKE BACKS.
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
You’d cry too.